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Five Tips for a Happier Happy Ending...

July 26, 2019

Are you a little nervous about your first erotic massage session?
Don't be - booking an erotic massage should be just like booking any other professional appointment.  It's even easier when you use these simple tips as a guide ...


Do Your Homework

Take some time to do a little research before you call - you'll find answers to many of the most frequently asked questions on our website,  Information such as when the parlour is open, how much a base service is likely to cost and most importantly, our location, is easily accessible (there's even an interactive map to ensure you end up in Collingwood, not Fitzroy - don't let Johnston Street confuse you!)


Be Polite and Respectful

Please don’t call us when you are overly excited. Grunting, heavy breathing and long pauses are all big no-nos. Be a gentleman when you call and book your sensual massage appointment in the same manner as you would book an appointment for any other professional service - polite, considerate, relaxed.  Don’t forget you're talking to a person, not an automated service.


Don’t Ask Silly Questions 

Keep it simple when you’re asking for information or booking an appointment. Any credible massage parlour won’t answer crude or inappropriate questions over the phone, nor speak on behalf of their ladies when it comes to the more personal details of their service.  Rather than relying on verbal descriptions of ladies, we'd advise calling in to say hello in person - a thousand words won't paint a you picture the way meeting someone will. 


Book in Advance

We know it's often when the bars close at 1am that the mood strikes, however when you can, we recommend planning your massage early. Your experience here is more likely to be enjoyable if you aren't rushing through the parlour in the last minutes before closing time, rather can take the time needed to select the masseuse and service of your dreams.


Prethink Your Payment 

When it finally comes time for your sensual massage, have cash on hand to pay for any extras that you may want during your session. Though EFT facilities are available, keep in mind that minimal cash is kept on premise and it may not be possible for the House to backroll your venture. 


Now, are you ready for a massage? 

Visit Number 100 to experience a truly unique sensual massage that will leave you feeling so completely satisfied you'll want to come again!

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